Hello internets! first of all I would like to apologize, i haven't updated the blog in FOREVER. and it was supposed to be a daily blog. which it shall become! so with that out of the way here is what is on the agenda today: Crazy Elf Bomber! so internets as you may know by now it is the time for merry, jolly fat people giving gifts and such. (Happy quanza and Hanukkah too!) so with all the little kids screaming in malls, there are always those cheesy mall Santa's that we have all been to at one time or another. so as the title may suggest there was a crazy elf bomber running around a mall, the 45 year old man waited 1 hour in a line to see a mall Santa. when the man sat on Santa's lap he told him that he had dynamite strapped to him, the man was brought to jail and Atlanta police told journalists that the mall was evacuated but no explosives where found. Stay In School Kids: so you may be wondering why i haven't been updating the blog lately well the reason for that would be me failing at life. i have recently been failing EVERY class I'm taking (complete fail, i know) so my parents decided to have a chat with me, ''have a chat'' in European means taking away everything you love (cellphones, t.v, computer etc.) yelling alot, and throwing things. and what i have to say to all of you is get your ass ORGANIZED, organization is very key to success in high school. (now enough of me bitching about my life.) SCREW YOU APPLE.....i can has ipod? so as you may know by now the ipod touch is in it's third generation while the ipod nano is in....its...9th..10th? generation, anyways what i mean to say is that apple is screwing you over!! yes there things are very pretty but have you noticed a pattern? release something, make it look amazing, get people to buy it, make something slightly better, make people who bought the first one buy the second one, rinse, lather, repeat. really have they no shame?...but they're products are pretty ;_;
That's all for today internets! if you have any questions ideas for next posts or anything you would like me to talk about, you can e-mail me at: pascal_blogger@hotmail.com
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